Hackneyphobia

Fear of the London borough of Hackney or its residents.

"I got rejected by the 6th form I applied to!"
"How come?"
"Cos I'm from Hackney, innit!"
"Those guys must have serious Hackneyphobia!"

by Pasta Diva March 26, 2011

Hackey-sack

Hackey-sack, n.
A pushover without focus or purpose. Like a squid but more predictable. The guy who throws a party for his "crew" but half the people introduce themselves to him during the night.

Boy 1: I fucked Dylan's mom last night and this morning he pretended to not see me walk through the kitchen.
Boy 2: Dude's such a hackey-sack.
Boy 1: Who

by kidkudi February 9, 2022

European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.

"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"

by Kyle32 June 3, 2008

hackley

A prestigious k-12 private school founded in 1899 in Tarrytown, NY (Westchester county). The only school in the Ivy Preparatory School League that extends outside of the 5 boroughs of NY--Trinity, Dalton, Collegiate, Poly Prep, Fieldston, Riverdale, & Horace Mann all reside in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and the Bronx respectively--which means for sporting events we get to drag city schools all the way out to Westchester just to woop their asses.

Hackley is known for its rigorous, respectable academics and amazing athletics. Notable teams include: Girls Varsity Soccer, Wrestling, Swimming, Track, and Lacrosse.

Also, Hackley is adored for its gorgeous hilltop campus and classic tudor architecture.

GO HORNETS WOOOOO!!!!

"Hey did you see who won the Ivies swim meet for the 6328239th year in a row?"
"Hackley Hornets!! DUH"

"yo did you hear that horace mann guy scored a 2400 on his sat?"
"uh so did 2/3 of the hackley seniors..."

by prestigeworldwide1010101 January 21, 2010

hackey

Hackey: (Adjective) A way to describe a bad programming practice that is a shitty stopgap fix, but you do it anyway because you don't give a shit.

In Pair Programming:

Watcher: Damn dude, you're really going to do that shit? It's really hackey.
Coder: STFU i have the controls, not you.

by SomeProgrammerGuy March 7, 2018

fat hackley bitch

An overtly loud, rather large, heavily intoxicated female, often found at large social gatherings such as parties, that will stop at nothing to get in a guy's pants; the classic fat party hoe that tries to rape you and all your friends after only one drink, exposing her true motives. Often times forces herself on small, weak, defenseless males, too timid to resist the heaving rolls of doom. Gives the gift that keeps on giving.

Steve: Dude, poor Chris. Last night at his party he passed out and got violated by Monica.
Marco: Oh shit! That could've been me. Sean had to fight off that fat slut with a chair. Luckily he yelled, "Twinkies!" and she waddled away into the kitchen.
Chris: Goddamn fat hackley bitch!

by Paco Sánchez January 7, 2007

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.

Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

by ebtoast March 24, 2021