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HP is where you mix marijuana and tabaco together and hit it from a bong.
Hey anybody want to do an HP?
HP by jnitch May 7, 2011
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HP HP'd HPS HPA HPT HPV hpm HPP HPB HPI
damn Jane has a big HP bro it's nasty af
HP by jiggaboo666 March 31, 2017
Company Hewlett Packard; full of employees that will have a tendency to sell you the plague in software or hardware form.
HP unleashed the bubonic plague into my house through a faulty printer.
HP by Robert Ballah February 5, 2003
An abbreviation for Hit Points, a term in many role-playing games determining how much damage a character can take.
Ouch! That monster rolled high, I’m losing a lot of HP! How many HP do you have left?
HP by Joseph Meyer July 17, 2003
Some guys name themselves HP in the meaning of huge penis when in fact the real meaning is hypothetical excuse for a penis !

These guys are just so weird that they get off by their girl friends calling them “daddy” . They just love fathers!
Girl: baby I’m ready to take you completely.
HP: ... bye !
HP by YasssP August 18, 2018
Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.
Mary Duhanm has a very bad case of hp.