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Houdini

A Foster the People song off of the album "Torches". The song finds Foster comparing how a magician like Houdini can hide behind their tricks, whilst as a musician he is unable to escape when performing.
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1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears on you when you least expect it.

2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"

"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."

"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."

"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)

"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
by nosmokeandmirrors November 19, 2009
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When you are doing a chick from behind, then spit on her back after pulling out. When she looks behind cuz she thinks you're done, you get her in the face.
John gave Marsha a houdini last night. She still hasnt gotten the jizz out of her hair.
by maxb January 16, 2007
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Ok, Check it so your doing this hot bitch from behind and your all like "ooo yeah you like that baby?" and right before you finish you spit on her back and she's all like "Oh yeah. he Finished." And right when she turns around BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Money Shot Right To The Face.
Shirley:Oh Yeah He Finished!
David Sapp:BLAAAAAH!!!!
Shirley:Ahhhhhh! My Eyes!!!
David Sapp:Haha I gave you a Houdini! can't wait to tell Eric!
by Fabro January 16, 2007
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When you're doing your girl doggy-style and you tell her hold on for a minute. Then your buddy takes over while she still thinks it's you and then you go outside and appear in the window in front of her and wave.
We really fooled her with the Houdini last night!
by Houdini my Weenie March 31, 2008
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A houdini is when you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around to see, you bust a nut in her face.
The girl had an ugle face so I gave her a houdini.
by vvxxrzarektaxxvv January 16, 2007
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When a girl gives a hand job under covers, usually a blanket or bed sheets, with one or more people (Who are not receiving the hand job) sitting within 1 to 2 ft of her.
I could not tell why my couch was shaking until i looked over and saw that my friend was receiving a Houdini from his girlfriend.
by d3isaacs September 27, 2009
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