Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
by Okix25 December 6, 2011
Get the HMSmug. Hms means “H@ñg myself” and
another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
by lesbian_mess March 10, 2022
Get the HMSmug. 'Her Majesty's Ship' in reference to 'shipping' for fandoms. In my experience, I have only seen this referred to in the Harry Potter fandom. It may be in others, but I dont know.
The HMS Orange Crush is my preferred shipping, and I absolutely barf when I find out someone ships HMS Harmony.
by Rosalie M July 3, 2008
Get the HMSmug. He is sweet kind and always there for you . He is handsome and a real keeper you will instantly fall in love with his charm and charisma confidence and blue eyes. He is every girl's dream and knows how to treat a lady.
Hm
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020
Get the Hmmug. by brad fretz January 27, 2008
Get the HMSmug. by suzshelmerd August 1, 2017
Get the HMSmug. This word means 'help me'.
It is mainly used when people are talking about homework or just when they are stressed out. There is a sentence below which 'hm' is used in:
It is mainly used when people are talking about homework or just when they are stressed out. There is a sentence below which 'hm' is used in:
by olli_xbb May 15, 2018
Get the hmmug.