HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021