hilf

heather i'd like to fuck ;).

flawless fucking hilf ;;)

by Munkki October 18, 2008

hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson January 13, 2009

Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

HILF

Husband I'll Like To Fuck.

My husband is a hilf.

by BakaGoddess November 2, 2021

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021