A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.
Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011
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A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010
Get the Hesseltine mug.A firearm- Usually a handgun or revolver. This term came from the 30's mafia/gangster times. When continually fired, the barrel would get very warm- hence the name heater.
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Get the Hasterfag mug.The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
by seat heater May 7, 2011
Get the heated seats mug.An individual who does not have any sense of pride or self-respect. They are easily influenced by those around them and rarely stand their ground. They can also be described as “clingy simps.” Their opinion carries no value whatsoever. This person does not wear the pants in the relationship; lacks dominant/masculine traits, i.e. a cuck. He also lacks integrity or any type of honor.
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