A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.
Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.
by IAIN_D September 6, 2018
Get the Chairlatan Healermug. by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023
Get the Faith healermug. My math healer is a God send.
My math healer saved me and my grades.
I need a math healer to pass this class.
My math healer saved me and my grades.
I need a math healer to pass this class.
by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023
Get the Math healermug. by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Piano Healermug. She thought she was the true messiah, a healer, and that anybody that questioned her belief was a hater or a witch hunter. People just thought she should get treated the same as any guy that did the same thing.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Healermug. A self-declared “21+ nice and caring young man” from Australia who has been on a self-appointed mission since 2021 to heal Discord — one unsolicited lecture at a time. Known for saying “Dolphins are healers” with complete sincerity, WilliamJ believes teenagers don’t join Discord for fun or memes, but for guidance, structure, and his wisdom as someone who's a born again Christian with experience in life.
He treats trolling not as a joke, but as a criminal offense, and will respond to even the mildest joke with courtroom-tier seriousness.
Iconic speech style:
“I do not appreciate this behavior ! You should stop 🛑 this vile behaviour at once ! Discord is not a lawless playground !”
Known for:
Randomly capitalizing words like it's 1807
Overusing exclamation marks and stop sign emojis
DMing teens about morality, accountability, and emotional growth
Insisting he’s 21+, despite typing like your retired uncle with a Facebook addiction
He treats trolling not as a joke, but as a criminal offense, and will respond to even the mildest joke with courtroom-tier seriousness.
Iconic speech style:
“I do not appreciate this behavior ! You should stop 🛑 this vile behaviour at once ! Discord is not a lawless playground !”
Known for:
Randomly capitalizing words like it's 1807
Overusing exclamation marks and stop sign emojis
DMing teens about morality, accountability, and emotional growth
Insisting he’s 21+, despite typing like your retired uncle with a Facebook addiction
User1: “lol chill it’s just trolling”
Dolphin 🐬: “Trolling is a serious offense ! As a 21+ nice and caring young man with legal healer expertise, I will not stand for such behaviour !”
Dolphin 🐬: “Trolling is a serious offense ! As a 21+ nice and caring young man with legal healer expertise, I will not stand for such behaviour !”
by Australian Groomer May 27, 2025
Get the Healermug.