Pics or it didn't happen

A demand for someone to show photographic evidence of a bizarre claim, or you don't believe it

John, you said you fucked 3 girls last night, I don't believe you, you virgin fuck. Pics or it didn't happen.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries June 6, 2019

stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

by Glencoco November 8, 2017

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

what happen

Literally: "what happened?" Comes from some Japanese video game in a poor English translation. See also: all your base are belong to us, someone set up us the bomb, make your time, et al.

What happen?

by Wot happin October 26, 2003

just let it happen

The end-all to any argument, dispute, declination of sexual proposition, etc. Popular among date rapists, but can be used whenever you have no response to a statement or question.

ex 1
guy: lets go to my room
girl: no, i should be going
guy: just let it happen...

ex 2
guy 1: hey i wrecked your car
guy 2: WHAT?
guy 1: dude just let it happen

by cchriss92 September 14, 2009

whajya happen?

the combination of the phrases: "what did you just do?" and "what just happened?"

On the subway I sat next to a man who erupted into sneezing, followed by coughing and passing gas simultaneously. My response: whajya happen?

The other day in the break room, Bob laughed so hard that coffee spewed out of his nostrils. Whajya happen?

Gas in the morning: 2.94
Gas in the afternoon: 3.26
Whajya happen?

by sirmajor2011 April 9, 2011

Make it happen cap'n

A fun saying that rolls off the tongue, can be used in so many situations.

Ron: Ayo what's good with it Billy?

Billy: Yo yo I'm good but I ain't got no money for that food doe! I'm going for a job interview now.

Ron: Make it happen cap'n

by I'm a gus grenade October 10, 2017