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Vagina Handshake

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When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
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Nervous Flyer Handshake

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When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019
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Scomo Handshake

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When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
by WazfromAus January 3, 2020
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Shawinigan Handshake

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Shawinigan Handshake is the epithet given to a chokehold executed on February 15, 1996 by Jean Chrétien, then Prime Minister of Canada, on anti-poverty protester Bill Clennett. The phrase comes from Chrétien's birthplace of Shawinigan, Quebec, as the former prime minister often styled himself the "little guy from Shawinigan".
"Yesterday I won the fucking lottery so I shat on my bosses desk then gave him the Shawinigan Handshake."

"Margret is soooooo annoying during meetings. Sometimes I just want to give her the ole' Shawinigan Handshake."
by Shawinigan June 1, 2013
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Algonquian Handshake

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A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.
If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.
by The Independent Diplomat April 13, 2017
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Houston Handshake

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A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
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