gork

Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.

This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.

by blunt_instrument November 5, 2003

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"

by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006

Gorka

the sound made from when someone chokes when giving a blowjob

gorka gorka gorka gorka

by Stanley_Knife November 26, 2010

görkem

A Turkish male name; meaning magnificence, splendor, glory.

Görkem is such a nice guy

by grqjoyeux January 30, 2020

gorka

To shave the ass hair of your date and wear it around as a moustache.

Like my moustache? Yeah, I gave my date a gorka last night.

by Stan Gorski January 4, 2006

glork

To kill someone, particular in an execution.

"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"

by ac1983fan August 6, 2007