jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

gyllenhammar

Is the best aftername you can get, it means sexy and fearless.

Omg, did you’re parents name you Gyllenhammar. I’m so jealous!

I want to be Gyllenhammar it’s LIT

by Seblona January 11, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025