gunt butter

the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.

"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"

"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."

by weird e December 28, 2005

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

by Camphophenique July 27, 2011

Gunny

The former Marine "God Father"of a Nashville based mafia like organization although criminal centered is based on community service truth and honorable living.

The Gunny and his family members have turned their drug profits to paying people's rent.

by Strange luck June 18, 2018

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009

Guntdar

Guntdar is the same thing as Gay-dar, but is the phenomenon of somebody having the ability to spot or sense a gunt at considerable distance.

My Guntdar picked up that fat bitch's gunt from clear across the Walmart parking lot.

by DJDiggler August 7, 2006

guntletoe

Pronuniation: gun-tul-toe noun.

The large overhanging fat of a women's abdomen which is neither a gut nor a cunt that also bisects in the middle at the pant seam. Most often seen when extremely large women wear pants that are at least a size too small or are made of spandex.

I just saw her guntletoe and I think I'm going to throw up.

by Rae6 December 24, 2008

GUNTENFREUDE

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.

i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was

by anonymous February 28, 2022