guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Guntoxy

A warrior that wields a Gun and cannot be stopped.

That Guntoxy destroyed an entire city.

by anonymous July 24, 2017

Guntoplasty

Guntoplasty is when a womans cunt is so big and or deformed she needs surgery to fix it.

Her gunt was so deformed she needed time of work to have a guntoplasty
That gunt needs fixing chick

by Katiefinchpoo May 24, 2018

Thomas gunter

Thomas is addicted to memes and will usually have a really big forehead. even bigger than KSI's.This is bad as he is clapped and will never find love.

My guy Thomas gunter got a massive forehead.

by sexy_asshole69 April 29, 2019

guntruck relationship

not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as to give their lives for one another. comes from the military tale of the brave, selfless man that threw himself on a grenade to save his buddies on a guntruck.

Lance: i've realized something, i'd give my life for you guys if it came down to it
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing

by Lance Brown January 6, 2009

Guntering

The act of poking one's nose up another's anus.

I hope he's washed his asshole thoroughly, I'm Guntering him tonight.

by tommy boi12 January 4, 2014

Guntersmik Breeple

Is relative of Allah

Guntersmik Breeple is shreks great grandfather

by Hitler the suicide bomber April 9, 2019