Gunnering

A term used if you or a friend is acting gayly to a midget.

Friend: Hey bro why you humping that midget?

Me: Oh I'm just gunnering.

by Dr. Salt and Pepper April 29, 2019

goitering

the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.

*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!

by Dizzy825 December 10, 2006

Intense guitaring

To place the top part of the guitar into the woman's vagina, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you're in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. Once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.

Oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause I tried intense guitaring last night.

by Ehcoenfiwncjaf April 18, 2017

Gutteridge

Gutteridge is the surname of Posh-Gone-Bad.

Usually from pretencious little villages like Uxbridge, or Blowjob-on-Thames, Gutteridge drives foreign cars and think they're cool!

Whilst they do have their flaws, they are unquestionably Legends. They have skills in life and work and are able to do a terrific line-dance whilst wearing an animal suit. They particularly look good as Kanagaroo's!

Man 1 - "Whoa - Isn't that Gutteridge."
Man 2 - "Ya know Frank, I tihnk it is."
Man 1 - "Boy he makes that Kangaroo costume look good."
Man 2 - "Totes Amazeballs.... Oh look - He's driving off dressed a Kangaroo in his Renault Clio."
Man 3 (running down the road after the departing car) - "I WANT TO BE A GUTTERIDGE TOOOOOOOOO".
Man1 & Man 2 "AND USSSSSSSS."

by Affy June 10, 2013

gurdering

Extreme sport, where one gets a skate board cuts it in half fixes a large bit of wood to it so it is huge , and then is towed behind a car , bike, horse, prostitute at high speeds while kneeling or lying on the board

i went gurdering all the way to the red light district last night

im the best at gurdering

by Chrisomatic November 6, 2006

Guitaring

v. 1 To play the guitar

I'd just as soon go home by myself and to some guitaring.

by Malagutigrrl February 4, 2010

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008