Gurion'd

When somebody relentlessly criticizes your work and acts like an expert even though most of their knowledge comes from searching Google a few hours ago.

Bro #1: "Dude check out this awesome backpacking checklist and map that I created!"
Bro #2: "You're missing a map and compass. And also, you forgot gridlines on the map. But good job I guess."
This is a prime example of Bro #1 getting Gurion'd.

by puckbunny19 June 9, 2022

grunion

a miniscule amount of a substance (usually marijuana) which is usually bummed from a friend or not obtained at all.

" C'mon Bro , You dont even have a grunion to spot me ?

by Santiago Slim February 3, 2012

gonion

(v), to be a gonion is the equivalent of being a very mean person. This can be accomplished by mocking, dishing out empty threats, and not saying jokes to people.

"Kanye West was being a gonion yesterday."

by A Knoledgeable Student October 24, 2009

Grunion

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

by Raphael the camel December 26, 2005

grunion

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.
2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

by vmx February 25, 2009

Grunion

The term grunions is used to describe ground bunions. These can be used as jam, glue, and toothpaste. They are most popular with the hooded figures that openly steal babies. The one under the slide in the elementary school playground does not care for them, however.

"Yum, that grunion paste really hit the spot!"

by Rainbowunicornj December 20, 2014

grunion

A foul morning after beer shit. Also associated with cheap liquor.

Man, I drank three 40's of Old English last night. You should've seen the grunion I had this morning! It was foul!

by Jason January 1, 2004