gunch

gunch v. to gunch; sexual intercourse in the rear entry position, more specifically in the manner of a non-human animal.

I like to gunch that bitch right in her ass!

by Hal Jackson January 11, 2012

gunch

Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

by xLee May 13, 2005

Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010

gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007

chunder gunch

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

by Telephone Repairman November 28, 2007

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

gunch out

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."

by John Goodthrust January 12, 2009