Gunclubbin

The act of going out, strapped (armed with heavy weaponry), with the intention to wreak complete havoc on any lands on which you traverse. Usually entails firing a deadly weapon at anything, moving or unmoving, living or soon to be dead or still and lifeless. A completely irresponsible act that will most likely render you incapacitated by a SWAT team or in jail for many years. This act tends to be the result of the combination of too much ammo laying around, too many guns laying around, alcohol, irresponsibility, and of course boredom. Note: gunclubbin is not recommended to be performed by anyone.

"Jesus, I'm wasted as hell, bored as hell, I just got like 15 boxes of ammo for my 9mm, fuck it man, let's go gunclubbin, I haven't been to jail in like a month."

"Dude, Frank got fuckin shot last night man!"
"What?!? How? Why? WTF?"
"Man, he was out gunclubbin for like two hours till SWAT tossed his salad."
"Ohhhh yeah, he was talkin about doin that the other night..."
"Yeah, well he did it."

by TheJudecca June 30, 2008

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gunnells

Gunnells is broken into two parts. It is a last name gun stands for ak-47 and in Greek nells means urinal so sometimes it can mean ak-47 in a urinal. but it can also be a very,very fancy German last name.

wife: why is that ak-47 in that urinal
husband: oh that's just a Gunnells
wife: what the heck is a Gunnells!!!!!
husband: its a gun in a urinal or it can be a ak in a urinal or a fancy German last name

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! January 20, 2016

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guncle widow

A woman you goes for long periods without seeing her husband or boyfriend because the latter is always away with his gay uncle (see GUNCLE)

Francine went to the spa to pamper herself after boldly announcing to her boyfriend that her days of being a guncle widow were now over.

by Andrew Roedell February 5, 2007

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Guncle Tom

A gay man, most often white, who considers themselves a Republican, fundamentalist Christian, or a part of any group where hating gay people is part of their core platform. They are often wealthy/privileged which allows them to be protected from the anti-gay policies and hatred their affiliates advocate. They find their wealth or status to be more important than being gay and the well-being of the LGBT community.

Peter Thiel often gives a lot of money to republican political campaigns. He openly stumps for extremely anti-gay politicians like Mike Pence and Trump. Peter Thiel is a Guncle Tom.

by AedanRoberts May 5, 2021

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