guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 4, 2010

Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 18, 2010

Guitarded

Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.

Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?

No, he's been playing for 4 years!

Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded

by damngurlhowufitindemjeans November 14, 2011

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020