Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

by 1759 February 8, 2009

Guinness

The beverage which God bestowed upon the Irish because he didn't want them to rule the world. The greatest drink on earth.

After the rugby match, me and my 'mates drank some Guinness and got some pussy.

by rugbystud114 December 15, 2003

Guin-bag

A Guinea Douchbag. An Italian so annoying that you can't decide whether to call him a Guinea or a Douchbag, so he's a Guin-bag. You can usually find them talking about working out or checking their greased back hair in anything that reflects.

Keith shakes his head every day at all the guin-bags getting off the Staten Island ferry.

by Itsnotnutella June 1, 2015

The Grinning Man

The Grinning Man is the name given to one or more mysterious figures that has become associated with various reports of paranormal activity. The grinning man has been reported to be wearing a sparkling green coverall costume with a wide black belt around his waist. He has a very dark complexion, and little round eyes real beady set far apart.
If you see this man get the fuck away from wherever you are and run as fast as you can.

Person 1:I thought i saw the Grinning Man when i was walking home yesterday

Person 2:Really?!???!?!?1

Person 1: I couldn't sleep at all last night.

by Redsnoopy November 19, 2010

Guinness

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

guinnevere

An amazing girl who will always be there for you. Caring and generous to those who allow her to be. Very short but her heart makes up for her hight. She is very loving and goes out of her way to make other people happy. If you have one as a friend, don't lose her. She is the best friend you will ever have.

I wish I was like Guinnevere.

by Directioner1223 November 26, 2013