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Guinness

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.
Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds
by Icono June 7, 2022
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Guin

Shortened term for guinea pig.
(Like “pup” for puppy)
“I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”

“Nuggs was the best guin”

“I have 5 guin at home”

“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”
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The Guinness

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"
He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.
by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022
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Guinness

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.
"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"
by JackObi December 14, 2008
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guinness

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"
by T Mack May 13, 2005
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guinness

(GIH-ness)
similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that.
it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.
"That Bullet concert was guinness!"
"OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!"
CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!
by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.
'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'
by 1759 February 8, 2009
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