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guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA
FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!
by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007
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Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.
Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.
by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010
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Guillotine

The act of squatting over one's anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the "blade" and the semen is the "blood" after said "artificial execution".
"I was feeling a little historical last night, so I made my girlfriend give me the guillotine"
by Butt Funk May 3, 2009
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nigger guillotine

by slaveowner123 May 14, 2021
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guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio
guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth
by rr879 April 19, 2014
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Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010
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