guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guaced

the level of intoxication passed “ Shwiggity shwasted” where the night may result in one shitting oneself.

“Damn Nick was so Guaced last night you should see the toilet”
“oh no McKenna and Kendall are about to be Guaced”

by guaced queen October 1, 2020

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Guiedo

Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward

Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”

by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024

derrius guice

G.O.A.T.
Army Bowl MVP
Fastest RB to 1k yards in LSU program history

8.0 YPC (leads the nation)
Dha-sickest
1300+ yards (as a backup), leading the SEC
Guice is just the best running back okay people

Derrius Guice emotionally and spiritually hurt the Arkansas defense

by 24Flavorz January 23, 2017