a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.
Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool
Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool
Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face
by AlchAnim September 24, 2014
n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books
v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone
v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone
by ANS A2 September 23, 2004
The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"
"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
by Duckman FTW May 09, 2008
by oneleggedracer April 04, 2006
Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.
When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.
Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.
When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.
Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.
Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)
Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.
When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".
Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.
When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".
by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006
a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.
by JackSwag August 01, 2011
guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.
A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!
This word can be used in almost any form!
A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!
This word can be used in almost any form!
Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)
by His Awesomeness Gefey February 12, 2010