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The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023
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Quaranteened

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
by But Sects July 17, 2020
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Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.
Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.
by unitysong April 24, 2006
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quaranteen

Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.
Some quaranteens were scared they wouldn’t graduate because of the virus.
by melo.die March 27, 2020
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fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!
by burkehey October 13, 2009
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guarantold

To be guaranteed that what has been said or "told" is true.
Goomba: The prophecy has been "guarentold" that a man named "Big D" will come and spook you when you are least expecting it.

Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya

Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !
by dan pawlett December 1, 2009
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Quaranteens

Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens
Most Quaranteens were born in the 2000’s
by Soooomebodyyyyyyyy December 8, 2020
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