Grunt (From Halo)

the funniest thing in the halo world they try so hard but never win

Grunt (From Halo):ill chase him ill catch him and then wont know what to do

elite: you idiot

by grunt killer December 18, 2009

Gruntmoggy

A made up word used in the computer rooms of London's square mile by IT staff (geeks) who wish to break the monotony of being stuck in a noisy bland environment.
Gruntmoggy should almost be sung rather than spoken and can be used with any combination of other made up sounds.
In the late 90's it was not uncommon to find photocopied drawings of a mans body in black tie with a cats head. It's believed that this was the embodiment of Gruntmoggy.

Eeee arrrr orrrr Gruntmoggy ahhhhhhhhhorrrrrrr

by PeeGeeUK August 25, 2010

Runny grunts

Runny shit, diarrhea, watery poop.

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!

by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010

Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.

Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"

by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

Gruntboy

A "Gruntboy" is a rugged and exciting young man from the North East of England who is outrageously foul-mouthed and toilet-humoured on the outside but is surprisingly sweet, tender and devoted when he becomes your precious lover man.

My boyfriend is such a cheeky Gruntboy.

by Aviva September 12, 2003