1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"
vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"
vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003
Get the gurning chimp mug.The act of stabbing another human and fucking the stab wound then nutting in it and proceeding to lick up the mixture of Cum and blood all while the wounded victim is still alive and conscious.
Fuck my mom walked in on me grunging
by Grungemaster June 23, 2019
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The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.
As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy
As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy
by RoryStuff September 1, 2019
Get the Gurning mug.A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.
Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...
by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011
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Get the Gurning Ape mug.a phrase or word witch means an individual who is desperate to masturbate. usually can see these through facial emotions or erotic behaviour stereotypically found in the young male with second name Corner.
Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region
Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region
Sorry boys no more ps3 now your going to have to go i need to masturbate. Or the new term I'm Gurning all those meanings brought into one.
by babyrod March 30, 2011
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