gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Grunging

The act of stabbing another human and fucking the stab wound then nutting in it and proceeding to lick up the mixture of Cum and blood all while the wounded victim is still alive and conscious.

Fuck my mom walked in on me grunging

by Grungemaster June 23, 2019

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019

Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

gurning

to complain in a whiney manner

ok aaron stop your gurning

by Gavin November 18, 2003

Gurning

a phrase or word witch means an individual who is desperate to masturbate. usually can see these through facial emotions or erotic behaviour stereotypically found in the young male with second name Corner.

Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region

Sorry boys no more ps3 now your going to have to go i need to masturbate. Or the new term I'm Gurning all those meanings brought into one.

by babyrod March 30, 2011