Aryan Grundes

A white guy that showers in baby powder

Aryan Grundes is gay

by Hot__n__sexy November 20, 2021

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).

Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.

by Deedoid February 3, 2017

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

grundle

The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.

One of these days, I'm going to move to the grundle.

by DoctorFunkenstein August 31, 2004