gromit

When a person rolls up a magazine to guide vomit through his/her legs while sitting on the toilet.

Aidan had to gromit when he needed to throw up while taking a shit.

by TacoSaladDay October 5, 2005

Grumpity

Another word for Grumpy used to describe a person's foul mood.

Girl: Hello!
Boy: ...
Girl: Man, you're so grumpity.
Boy: ...

by Ellie_Fant December 5, 2007

grumpty

Like a numpty but grumpy. Regional variations include 'Perksy'

cheer up you grumpty

by John July 17, 2003

Gromit

wannabe skater who wears market jeans

jack tucker is such a gromit

by joe rowland November 24, 2004

Gromit

A person male or female who's mobile phone is practically glued to their hand but they are well known for screening calls or not replying to SMS messages on a continual basis. This person will also have closet gay tendencies and froths over giving rusty trombones

Oh yeah He's not returning my call cos he's doin a gromit

by captainlongshlongsilver March 29, 2011

Gromit

A cross between a dork, a mallrat, a hippie, and a rocker. Gromits hang out at the mall or in parking lots. They are known to wear:
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.

Dude, shut up I remember when you were a trenchcoat wearing gromit at the mall.

It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.

by Cunnilinguist December 7, 2003

Glumitis

A contagious disease that affects your mood and possibly the mood of your peers. A feeling of being down and the opposite of shitting rainbows.

Pamanda usually comes to work shitting rainbows, but today she has caught a case of glumitis.

by Rexless November 27, 2017