Gruber

A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.

Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!

Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.

by I get the ladies January 19, 2010

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Gruden

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a gruden last night. She loved that steak!

by Brodie Beggs October 17, 2006

grubelnik

PENIS SO BIG HE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO STEP ON IT.

DAM Grubelnik, That's a huge ass penis

by JustANormalBigDickDude September 24, 2018

Elliott gruenberg

forever alone

"Do you know elliott gruenberg from blessthefall?"

"Is it the forever alone guy?"

by blessthefall4evaa October 23, 2013

Veronika Grebenshchikova

Not Ethan's wife

Person one "Oh yeah, did you watch the new fanseries?"
Person two "Yeah, I simp for Veronika Grebenshchikova!"
Person one "We're not friends anymore."

by J_Rosales May 8, 2021

grubered

When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.

Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!

by quickslvr November 14, 2014