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A little bit of grandma

The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"
Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.
by TheCwispyJew February 23, 2022
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the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021
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grandpa's guitars

A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.
Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.

Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!
by VioLush May 20, 2007
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Grandpa Joe it

To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.
Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.
by Husi December 6, 2007
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Grandpa's Gift

The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.
Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010
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grandma

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.
by Frank F. September 3, 2006
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Grandpa Rave Kru

A group of fucking excellent guys, over the age of 30, who rave at every possible opportunity, usually staying up for 3 or 4 days in one go. The Junior Rave Kru (under 30s) are the totally shit precursor to the much better Grandpa Rave Kru.
Raver #1: Who's that guy busting the incredibly shit dancemoves over there?

Raver #2: He's a fanny from the Junior Rave Kru.

Raver #1: Just as well the Grandpa Rave Kru will be here soon to kick the fucking shit out of them.
by GRK #1 Ya Bass November 25, 2010
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