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gurner

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Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?
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a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?
by Calis March 28, 2003
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gurnerific

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An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.
Pete: This MDMA is fucking gurnerific!
*Toby & Joe roll their eyes and gurn.*: Mmmdma!
by Toby[=)] December 8, 2006
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Gourmet Teabag

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The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.
Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!
by Fred97 October 26, 2011
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Tadpole Gourmet

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"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."
by Cheez Head January 21, 2009
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gurnee mills

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giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.
(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing
by jesus November 24, 2003
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Gurnee Mills

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A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.
Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.
by izcool May 9, 2006
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Gourgeoise

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In sociology and in political science, the noun gourgeoisie (Fr.: guʁ.ʒwa'zi | Eng.: /gʊərʒwɑːˈziː/) and the adjective gourgeois are terms that describe a historical range of physical-attractiveness or bio-psycho-perception (perceived physical appearance) classes. As such, in the Western world, since the late 18th century, the gourgeoisie describes a class "characterized by their ownership of natural beauty, aesthetics, and their related culture"; hence, the personal terms gourgeois (masculine) and gourgeoise (feminine) culturally identify the man or woman who is a member of the most beauteous class in Western societies.
It could never work, she's Gourgeoise and I'm just your average Broletariat.
by Cypian Katsupo July 19, 2012
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