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Gloryhole

Something that young schoolkids (mainly boys) do to bus seats. It usually begins with a small hole and pretty soon the whole bus seat is ripped. You can usually put a quote in it, but it shouldn't be inappropriate if the bus driver finds out. If ripped correctly, it could result in a Gloryholious Maximus, which is the largest gloryhole known to man. Not to be confused with Orange Julius.
"Evan! Stop ripping that bus seat! I can't afford to cover up another Gloryhole!"
by OJ Julius September 30, 2012
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Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!
"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017
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gloryhole

the creator of the gloryhole was Jeffery Williams aka gloryhole. He first devised it in 1910 in the large gay community of fresno. Later on he moved to LA and spread it more until it went all across america. Gloryhole is a legend
Where the fuck is gloryhole?
He's prolly smokin that dank ass hit NIGGA?
Naw, Dog i meant a gloryhole to stick my shit in, I just got out a prison nugga, i need that release, the glory hole is the way i gets it.
Whatever dog.
by Jeffery Wiliamas III <3 <3 <3 September 23, 2008
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Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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Gory Hole

When one is in some much pain (typically sore from fencing) that it feels as though the area that is painful has been cut opened and is then fucked like nobody's business.
As Jake and I walked up the stairs after practice are quads were so sore from Taro's footwork that it felt as though we had been gory holed.
by Peanut Butter/ O Bitch August 6, 2007
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GloryHole

look at that sweet gloryhole! Now we won’t have to back out when we leave”
by Mdawgv December 27, 2021
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Gloryhole

The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into
No way this rock has so many gloryholes
by PringleHULK April 27, 2020
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