Punta Gorda Middle School 

A school with good teachers but BAD, BAD students!Students do ok academically (only because of the wonderful job that the teachers do), but they are very cliquish and nasty to each other. Teachers make this an A school, not the a**hole students. My apologies to the hand full of respectable students at this school; I really do feel sorry for you.

True story: Punta Gorda Middle School students, along with their cheerleader friends at Charlotte High School, used to relgiously vandalize Wikipedia from the school computers with hateful comments and 50,000 "hi"s and hearts where they didn't belong before the school board ended up putting a district-wide block on the site over their abuse.

Punta Gorda Middle School by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009

Punta Gorda Middle School 

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.

upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.

downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.

full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason

Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.

Punta Gorda Middle School by epik mothuhfuckuh May 6, 2025

gordosso 

el gordo is the biggest price
el gordosso is bigger

Going on a date with you is a gordosso!

gordosso by gronnibro February 9, 2023

Sketch Gordon 

1. n. a sketchy college student who routinely hooks up with random highschooler

2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you have probably hooked up

1. That graduation party is a total preying ground for Sketch Gordon

2. Havn't you hooked up with Sketch Gordon yet?

Sketch Gordon by PQC May 17, 2004

Smash Gordon 

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

Smash Gordon by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida 

Ahh Charlotte High school,The definiton of a corrupt school.
Sure,Some people might think its a great school.But 90% of the students will say they hate it.This school revolves around sports.When the hurricane hit punta gorda,the first thing charlotte high decided to do is rebulid the gym and football stadium.Get the point?Hell,half the teachers are coaches.And theres so many cliques you can't count.
You have your typical snobby girls who think their hot shit when in reality there going absolutley nowhere in life.Then theres the rednecks,all they do is chew tobacco which i guess the staff could give a shit about.Even though it's a tobacco free campus.
And of course whats a high school without jocks,the Jocks basically rule the school,that is if there good,which most of them are not.Not to mention about 75% of the kids at charlotte smoke pot.And if your being picked on,Don't tell a teacher or the "resource officer".they'll just try to scare the bully with a detention or suspend him for two days.So,when i ask someone what they plan to do after the high school, they give me the same answer everytime.Get the fuck out of charlotte county.

-So,you hear about Charlotte High School Punta gorda,florida?
-Yeah,i heard it's the biggest shithole in the world.

Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida by freshmen12344 March 31, 2009

Speed Gordon 

Speed Gordon is a fictitious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circumstance.

e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say "geez, you've got more shoes than Speed Gordon!" therefore, it is assumed that Speed Gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you - amazingly - have more.

e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say "Jeff smells worse than Speed Gordon!" again, it is assumed that Speed Gordon's odour is extremely offensive, but Jeff smells worse.

Speed Gordon by HayleyJane April 8, 2008