goose 

A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.

goose by George Adams May 21, 2006

Goose 

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

Goose by Dave March 4, 2003

Goose 

Goose

related forms: Goosed; Goosing; getting goosed
1. To be the the main event or attraction of a social gathering. i.e. "The life of the party" While still maintaining a high level of social competence.

2. One who can consume mass quantity of alcohol without succombing the effects of being overtly or heavily intoxicated (at least to most physical appearances). TO stave off becoming a "hot mess", or "that skanky girl"
3. a person(s) who party's, hard, and still maintains keeping it classy.

"Damn that fine ass bitch over their is goose as fuck yo!"
"I'mma bout to Goose the life out of this party, seriously."
"That chick over there is Goosing so hard right now, I can't take my eyes off of her, I think I'm in love."
"I would wife that goose."

Goose by partyyyface December 31, 2011

goose 

Increase. (Computer Science, Programming)

If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.

goose by NotoriousWebmaster September 17, 2019

goose 

an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)

last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!

goose by tayza June 13, 2008

goose 

a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.

amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!

goose by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

GOOSE 

to find a hot chick take home and goose ( sex )

big booty latin chick you wanna goose with!!

GOOSE by seakoner January 27, 2011