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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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gunnified

The process or affect that living in Gunnison, Colorado has on your standards of attractiveness for the opposite sex.
she is a 10 in Gunnison, but an 8 everywhere else. Your standards have been gunnified.
by asdhiruweqahnjsd May 1, 2007
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goonicide

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.
"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
by Lothar76 April 26, 2009
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glorified

when you start using capitalised words and having typos.
you are GLORIFIED
by I am the president Donald trum November 9, 2020
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gookafied

to turn some regular into something asain. like a CAR
that cars totally gookafied
by sinisterplan October 16, 2003
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gorified

When a movie or book is made gory. Past-tense of gory.
They took the simple fairytale story and gorified it.
by Tmills September 24, 2013
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Glorified Shit

When some one before you took a stinky shit in a bathroom and try to clear it up with febreeze, but the shit is stink that the combination of the two smells make it and even worse smell
Ahhh Man! That guy just left a Glorified Shit!
by theabsolutenerd October 14, 2014
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