goontosis

A pre Goonvana state where you enter an almost trance of gooning. Typically starts to occur around hour 8-10 of gooning.

I heard u reached goontosis last weekend, it’s a shame he couldn’t pass to goonvana

by typegabe March 26, 2024

goontosis

the state of intense goon, a person will enter goontosis. This person will not care about their surroundings,the only thing they can think about is masturbating

Tyler: “i dont know what happened he just collapsed!”

doctor: he’s in a full blown state of goontosis!”

by lordtuh3479 April 1, 2024

Goontosis

To be infected or lost in the state of gooning, being sent to the Brainrot Multiverse, Goonvana

"my gooning streak went up by 7 weeks yesterday so I might be diagnosed with Goontosis chat.

by Skibussynga April 7, 2024

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026

goondox

to “dox” someone by exposing their online sexual viewing habits

“My son loves to watch Sydney Sweeney edits”
“Dude! You just goondoxxed your son!”

by bammisroomi August 4, 2025

goondox

When Trump exposes his son Barron being "very fond of" Sydney Sweeney's MASSIVE... success.

I'm happy to hear that Sydney Sweeney is registered as
an official Republican. I always knew she had GREAT TALENT.
My son Barron seems to be very fond of her. He has a good
eye! Congratulations to Sydney on her MASSIVE SUCCESS!
- Donald J. Trump

Did he just goondox Barron?
- HipsterVader

by abaless August 4, 2025