GoGurt

is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.

hey Betty give me that GoGurt

by spoliarium2k20 January 25, 2020

Cannibal Gogurt

It's literally just cum from a blowjob

Dude 1: Hey I gave this hot chick some cannibal gogurt last night.
Dude 2: duuuuude nice

by Whattheduckisupkyle August 5, 2020

Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014

Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.

There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!

by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011

Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.

dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.

by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012

Gogurt

A good creamy uougurt that you can slurp and it's resembles Peppa pig.

I love that creamy Peppa gogurt

by dgh12 October 1, 2021

Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt

My girlfriend is so good at gogurting

by far-gone October 1, 2014