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The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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goodfellas

fucking sweet ass movie with robert deniro, joe peshe, and ray liota
i love goodfellas
by rhcpgod August 13, 2003
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goodrell

the most hated place on earth.. the place where kids get tardy if their 5 minutes late..
mom please dont make me go to goodrell
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The Goodfellas Drinking Game

One of the most difficult drinking games known to alcoholic kind, and the mightiest of quests for college students. Not a game of skill, stupidity or even chance. Just a plain old classic Endurance test.

The instructions are simple: You and your mates (Or just you if you're one of those people who watch that kids show with the ponies) sit around a TV each with an alcoholic beverage, usually beer because anything higher and you're sure to perish in a sea of your own chugg nuggets, and you all watch the movie Goodfellas.

There are but two main rules: 1. Once the movie begins every player has to view the ENTIRE film. You can pause it to take a slash since you're going to be drinking a lot, but no missing out on anything, especially dialogue. 2. Every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered, you take a gulp. This includes 'fucking', 'fucker' and 'fucked'.

This may sound easy. This may sound like your average way to get rid of your leftover booze from the night before. And if you've got a small dick it may seem like the best way to nail a drunk chick.

It's not.

There are exactly 300 f-bombs thrown in this film, which means that if you were to take a 25 ml shot of beer every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered in this movie, by the end of it you would have consumed roughly 17 cans, or 15 pints.

Good idea at first. Damn good fun to begin with. Fucking nightmare by the third act. Ocean of pain the next morning.
Me and my buddy tried The Goodfellas Drinking Game the other night and we woke up covered in puke and beer with a turd in the middle of the room.
by Snuggles McCuddlesworth April 2, 2014
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Jane Goodall

Singular Noun. Born in London in 1934. A character in Tarzan was named after her. The woman who would devote her life not only to studying the chimpanzees of Gombe, Tanzania, but also to opening people's eyes to the fact that animals, too, have feelings and personalities. She thought nothing of giving names to the animals that she studied, something that was unheard of in her day. She observed the roots of what we would call "evil" in the chimps, as well as the love and affection that chimps have for their families and friends.

She was the first human to marry a chimpanzee.
Jane Goodall is the biggest chimp lover in history.
by frabrizio September 16, 2016
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Jane Goodall

A common species of white female. She is usually found in the illusive chimp peen. She was featured in the movie Tarzan. She studied the chimpanzees by formally rapping them in there sleep to see how they react. She had a son that was fed to the chimpanzees because he wasn’t hairy at birth. She had later developed STDS and had lived among the raped baby’s and is in many pictures of a chimp looking at her mangina.
Stay clear it’s an allusive Jane Goodall
by The eat me nut December 11, 2018
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Jane Goodall

Jane really likes monkeys, like them too much. -Jane Goodall
by Skywashere, I think. March 8, 2022
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