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Long Goodbye

Typically used to describe the last encounter between two friends, lovers, or family members before a long leave of absence (or in most cases, permanent).

Note: The literal saying of goodbyes doesn't necessarily have to be drawn out. "Long" only clarifies the fact that the people involved won't see each other again for a long time (if ever).
They said their long goodbyes before Tommy headed out west.

I hate the long goodbye.

I wish I had known that was the long goodbye. There's so much more I would have liked to say.
by MacktheKnife December 28, 2012
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Kiss your ass goodbye

It means that you're fucked beyond the point of return
Know how to use kiss your ass goodbye. when you need to use it
But for more information you can either go to the website www.Kissyourassgoodbye.org
Or call 1-800 kiss your ass goodbye.
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by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 26, 2020
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Minnesota goodbye

The Minnesota goodbye is the process Minnesotans go through when saying goodbye at a get together or party. The process is rarely short – normally it lasts between 10 and 30 minutes and involves commonplace conversations, often an extension of what folks were talking about earlier at the get-together.
The Minnesota goodbye kept them out standing in the cold until they had minor frostbite.
by DerekDansen February 6, 2022
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The Dirty Goodbye

When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.

When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.
by Rachel_Ironbutler December 18, 2010
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Goodbye

The word every girl hates to say to someone they love.
“Goodbye Katie.” Said Conor.
“Please don’t say that, I love you!” Katie sobbed as Conor walked away.
by xkatiey8 September 22, 2018
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goodbye to us

Atomic Shrimp: "Goodbye to us means goodbye to you"
by Josh Scribe November 29, 2021
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Lexi Goodbye

Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.
Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.
by Eames chair & dogs May 10, 2019
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