goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Gombita

Gombita is a man with chest hair as long as jungle trees. This man can eat any object he pleases. He can also read black women's minds.

"Yo that Gombita guy just read that woman's mind, while eating a tampon!"

by Mr. Beet November 8, 2016

Goonito

A fucking savage dosent give a fuck of ppl feeling and he gets played to do stuff

I just broke up with goonito and he dosent even care 😢

by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goonito

Hes a fucking savage that dosent care about creasing his black af1s and dosent care about people's failings be gets paid to do whatever

Ay goonito let's jump that nigga for fun

Me and goonito just broke up and it seems like he dosent even care

by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

goobin

a cat who is doing a silly goofy thing

that cat is absolutely goobin :D

by Premium_Frog July 6, 2023

The Goobies

An intellectual group of teenage males and females that are dank af.

The Goobies are the most dankest people on the planet.

by sammysodank January 13, 2018