university of gonzaga

The University that should be known for its academic record and lovely campus. However many will forever know it as the school that you don't take past the round of 32 in every march madness bracket you fill out. Chances are they are the one seed and will bust many brackets of those ignorant people who choose the coolest name or top seeded teams. Lastly Gonzaga should mostly be known as the best University to film a porno no questions asked.

Mate One: Yo mate you know that school that always screws you in your march madness pool.
Mate Two: Yeah you mean the University of Gonzaga. I've learned my lesson and have them loosing early every year.
Mate One (again): Oh Gonzaga, that is where I hit it off big in the porn industry.

by William has a mighty big Pen April 4, 2017

Gonzalo

beans

Girl 1: Is that Gonzalo?
Girl 2: It must be because beans ;P

by Tristan Simpson December 27, 2020

grode gonzalous

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 24, 2004

gonzager

A made up basketball team

Gonzager is beating Arizoner

by blahblahblah8567 December 20, 2008

Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

Gonzaga Man

~Guy who can get any girl he wants bcuz
A. Hes so Sxy
B. Hes
C. He goes to Gonzaga
~He sweats AHC girls but who doesnt
~He has a shag
~Hes smarter then DM but dumber then Prep
~He Lies...a lot
~He a ladies man and he can partie hardy
~His favorite color is purple but he loves to wear pink
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
HIS LACROSSE TEAM GETS KILLED BY DEMATHA (and Prep)EVERY YEAR YEEEAH BITCHES

**
Mom: so son who was your lax game agianst today?
Son: Dematha
Mom: O sry you'll get them next time
( they lose next time and every time after that )
**

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Girl: wut school do u go to?
Guy: Gonzaga
( Girl gets on top of him )
**

by YSETSIHRCNLA...Decode it bitch December 21, 2004

gonzalo

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

by urmom10k November 29, 2021