gonarch

A fully grown headcrab turns into a gonarch, commonly called Big Momma. Four long armored legs and a circular shell to cover the top, gonarch is radial in symmetry. She has a large eggsack and gives birth to baby headcrabs often. Few headcrabs live to this age.

Oh no, the gonarch is coming!

by Tiki Man January 10, 2004

gonaherpasyphilis

Commonly refered to as the triple whammy, consiting of herpes, gonareaha, and syphilis. One should cut ones dick off immediately upon receiving this STD.

I gave clarise the white dragon, and now my dick has turned black from gonaherpasyphilis.

by pinto partier November 10, 2008

Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.

That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.

by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010

GonaHerpaCyphillAids

what you catch when you sleep with some nasty crack whore with a wide-on

"yo i slept with that crack whore last night to stop from getting blue balls bitch gave me GonaHerpaCyphillAids now my dicks got the dripp"
"I bet you wish you still had blue balls"

by clinic worker March 10, 2009

gonad secretion

male ejaculation; cum; semen.

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.

damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

by nicolemarie12345 February 10, 2007

gonasifaherpaaids

When a girl is so nasty that she might have like every desease out there and you dont want that.

"Dude that chick looks pretty hot!"

"No way man your going to get gonasifaherpaaids."

by Dustin Broken January 14, 2008