Gouit

When the rectum becomes one with the vagina.

Marry has got a fat gouit.

by Nesquik Mamma January 24, 2017

gomathi

Gomathi defines a person who is sweet in heart and crazy in attitude. If you find someone named Gomathi, go to them, take a heart and ask for lovely friendship. You find such people in a very rare medium. People named gomathi are like a cakewalk to success along our journey.

You gotta be a Gomathi to be so lovely

by Iwillbememyself November 24, 2021

goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.

Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!

by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010

Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

GOmfT

Internet shorthand for GAME OF MOTHER FUCKING THRONES!

So excited for GOMFT tonight!

by lbeesntdeirx June 8, 2014

Goiter Bomb

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003