GOM

A GOM (G.O.M) status is a facebook status about ones girlfriend. GOM = Girlfriend over mates.

John "just had a great time with Maisie"
Ted comments: damn your GOM status! Are you still a big fan of Muse?
John comments: Of course! Muse are the best fucking band in the world, mixing contemporary rock with classicaly influnced solos and horribly distorted basslines.

by JackDrews January 28, 2009

GOM

Meaning "GET OFF MYSPACE" short term for if you keep on going on myspace for 2 hours every day you would say GOM!

Juan: Why are you still on myspace??
Jenny: Because i feel like it!
Juan: But you go on every day for 2 hours?
Jenny: So whats your point??
Juan: Bitch GOM!!
Jenny: Okay bye!!

by marco 123 February 02, 2008

gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

by phil k April 22, 2005

GOMS

is telling a hater to "GET OFF MY SCREEN".

George : Yo I Listen to your music page it alright

Martian : Alright? whatever family that's your opinion GOMS
George : GOMS what's that suppose to mean?
Martian : GET OFF MY SCREEN bye hater

by Only Few Get Selected Martian October 06, 2011

gom

the cool way of saying oh my god.
it originated when people started tying OMG wrong.

GOM! i just dropped my computer!

by whoadudethatsawesome August 17, 2006

GoMS

Term for "Get of my sack" Useful when someone is pissing you off, busting your balls or you just want them to get the fuck away.

Teacher- Do your homework
Kid- GoMS!

by BallBuster2.0 September 11, 2011

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009