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Golden Retriever Boy 

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
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Golden Boydem 

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof
He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023

golden retriever boyfriend 

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi