gotter

Synonymous with 'have'.

Tim: Do you have that song?
Steve: Nah i don't gotter it.

by dukenemesis September 26, 2008

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.

A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove

by Admonium September 10, 2013

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021

gooter cheese

the cheese from in between the goots of gooter boy(matthew aka gooterluver69420)

Matthew has gooter cheese

by gooterboyluver69420 January 7, 2022

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008