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Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
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Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012
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Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt
My girlfriend is so good at gogurting
by far-gone October 1, 2014
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Gogurt

When you cum in a condom, take it off and the girl/guy/them squeeze the cum out into their mouth
After I came Jeff’s mom pulled a Gogurt
by Mattfromrphs December 21, 2018
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Gogurting

When you cum, dont let any of it out and then you squeeze it back down to your balls
"Yo I was gogurting last night and now it feels like i have a 3rd nut lmao"
by 0v3rd0sr May 1, 2019
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salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.
“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”
by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019
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Gogurt

by XxxdonteatGogurt May 3, 2018
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