goatlets

A large number or amount

"Hey, can I have a Dorito?"
"Have as many as you want -- I've got goatlets of them."

by Cribis B. October 21, 2006

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period

Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee

by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015

goatlet

a small or baby goat

"We went to the farm to pet the goatlets."

by Señor Bob December 9, 2008

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008