Body Goals

When someone has a body that you admire and perhaps aspire to have.

OMG she is body goals af!

(see definition for AF)

by Bodygoalsaf April 26, 2017

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.

1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law

by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

Gold Experience

The main user's stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. (Giorno Giovanna)
Possesses a golden exterior color and has a stand cry like Jotaro and Josuke.

Giorno Giovanna: GOLD ECKSUPERIENSU
Gold Experience: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

by svinsk November 5, 2018

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Gone Gold

A game has "Gone Gold" when the final master copy has been produced at the developer and sent off for replication, packaging and shipment. The game is not yet released, but it will typically be around 2-3 weeks (sometimes less) before it begins appearing on store shelves and online pre-orders arriving at doorsteps. The term itself comes from the old practice of recordable CDs being manufactured with gold film. Hence the gold colored CD actually being the source, with no reference to copies sold as in the recording industry.

"The newest release in that game series is in 2 weeks, it has just Gone Gold!"

by Dragonne{TRIAD} June 7, 2004