Goard

Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use

Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard

by Slick Rick May 18, 2019

g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

the goat and thinks black clover is a good new gen

oh is that a goat no that’s g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

by Peak✞#9997 disc October 18, 2021

Go-Tard

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.

That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!

by Russell Paika February 13, 2004

Gothardite

Avid follower of Christian teacher Bill Gothard's IBLP (and often ATI) teachings. Usually meant as an insult by heathen.

"Did you see that family of eight with the navy and blue clothes? I'll bet they are Gothardites."

by Ford February 19, 2005

Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010

Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.

That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.

by Gottardi May 5, 2014

godtarded

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.

Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.

by GoomeeG May 8, 2018